[There is some snickering to match Add's wary cackling, so it's really just two taciturn and stoic individuals standing in the middle of two laughing, otherworldly idiots full of power.
Help them.]
Countenanced Carbuncles are symbiotes. [Why does he make this sound so dry, like he's giving a college lecture?] They attach as parasites to a host, sharing their bodies, nourishment, and thoughts.
[This makes D sound very disgusting (parasitic sharing), and that's extremely valid because it's true.]
What a way to sell me to a girl! [the hand bemoans.] Don't listen to him. He gets things out of the deal, too! I'm not just a free-loader! Cute girls like you, too, heh heh... I can smell your hair, rub your face, even massage your bre--
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Help them.]
Countenanced Carbuncles are symbiotes. [Why does he make this sound so dry, like he's giving a college lecture?] They attach as parasites to a host, sharing their bodies, nourishment, and thoughts.
[This makes D sound very disgusting (parasitic sharing), and that's extremely valid because it's true.]
What a way to sell me to a girl! [the hand bemoans.] Don't listen to him. He gets things out of the deal, too! I'm not just a free-loader! Cute girls like you, too, heh heh... I can smell your hair, rub your face, even massage your bre--
[D promptly closes his fist tightly.]
--mmhff!