[ Smash cut to Eustace taking Dokja out and then Gray getting kidnapped like a week later. Truly there is no rest for the wicked. Sometimes men were made to suffer. ]

Similar in a lot of ways. Being forced to choose between two sides at war. Having a rock embedded in somewhere in your body.

[ Too bad he isn't Dark with his uncanny fourthwall meta-breaking abilities, he could make so much jamjar commentary right now. ]

Sometimes I wonder if we'll all end up in a third place just like the first two if we stick around long enough.